"What happened? Oh my god! We swapped bodies!"
"I’m saving our marriage David! If you’re going to be so irresponsible and quit your job, I’M going to take your job. And I need you body to do it!"
"No! I cant be you Leah! I’m so JIGGLY! So WEAK! How can I do construction like this?"
"I told you, I’m going to be the man from now on. I have the muscles, the height, the drive to succeed where you couldn’t even get out of bed to go to your jobs! All you have to do now is stay home and do MY laundry, cook for ME and… {grunt} be sexy for me baby!"
"Oh my god! You just came in me! I could get pregnant! Please, Leah, change us back!"
"It’s permanent now, and you need to start calling ME David and YOU’RE Leah from now on! Remember sweetie, YOU don’t have any skills, no high school diploma, just a strong husband to take care of you… and you always did want a family, so if you forget to take your pill from now on, you can finally have that family, only YOU’RE going to be the pregnant one!"
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