Go to Jail or Become Janice

 


"You almost had me fooled, Dan!" he said while I gave him a blowjob. "If I hadn’t just gotten that message that she was going to that commune and that the divorce papers were waiting for me even I would have thought you were Janice!"

"Please David! I just wanted to take the family wedding ring back!"

"Don’t stop sucking… You’d better do exactly what I tell you from now on or you might find yourself in jail… Identity theft…. Grand theft… unlawful entry… The only way the things you did aren’t illegal is if you’re really Janice!  So I don’t think I’m going to sign those papers YOU left behind, and YOU’RE going to stay right here…. After a quick trip to the surgeon that is, and then that family wedding ring will be all yours… on your finger showing the world you’re my wife!"


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