I found myself in a medieval castle with a man fucking me!
"Computer! End Program!" I shouted!
"What strange words you use, my love!" he said into my ear.
"I’m not your love! This isn’t even my simulation! They must have confused my hibernation simulation with my wife! I’m stuck in her fantasy! And this trip is like 50 years!"
"50 years together, my princess! And you shall be my queen and bear our children while I ravish you through the ages!"
"Noooo! Emergency exit! Tech support! Anything! my wife is going to kill me when she finds out my hibernation fantasy! AndI don’t want to be a princess for 50 years!"
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