I Pissed off my Wife, the Plastic Surgeon

 

Unconcious on the table I couldn't hear the conversation between my wife and her assistant...

"Good work, Doctor. He looks like any woman down there now! Um… What did he do to piss you off so much?"

My wife replied, "It was bad enough he was having an affair… but it turned out she was a total thieving whore and he gave her our daughter’s college fund!"

"You mean that’s your husband?"

"Not anymore!  I gave him tits just like that whore’s, a pussy just like hers, and even her face. She ran off with all that money, but I kept the rent up in her run down flat. He paid her so much to see her all the time, he’s going wake up in her bed, in her apartment and have to BE her now!"

"You do really good work…maybe you could help me with my boyfriend… "

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  1. una de las mejores venganzas que una mujer le puede hacer a su marido infiel n///n

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