They say that when you have a baby something changes in your brain chemistry. I didn’t know how much that was going to be true until the day my wife was giving birth and swapped bodies with me in the delivery room! Overwhelmed with her female, birthing hormones, I became the mommy that day and forever!
As I suddenly found myself on my back in the dlivery room with my legs spread and an overwhelming need to PUSH, I screamed, "What’s happening? Why am I… Oh my god! I’m my wife and I’m giving birth?"
I heard what sounded like my own voice in my ear saying, "Now now, honey, you’re just a little delirious..."
I realized what had happend and grunted in my wife's voice, "Jenna! Swap us back! I don’t want to be you! I can’t give birth to our child!"
"Don’t worry, sweetie, all those hormones are going to flood your brain and you’ll be so happy to be a mommy in just a few pushes!"
Feeling the baby moving, the hormones flooding my brain, I worridly asked, "What do you mean?"
"I mean all those thoughts of being a man will disappear, you’ll bond with your new role as Mommy and WANT to stay that way. Now forget about ever being a man, and accept that you’re Jenna, MY wife and mother to our baby!"
Then it happend! "Oh god! You’re right!!! I can feel it! OMG I’m giving birth to OUR BABY I’m the MOMMY! I’m the MOMMY!"
After several of restless sleep, I woke up, on hospital bed, with waves, pain, then I saw myself standing there, I, I was her, my wife. And I trying to fight the pain of my. no, her pregnancies. Trying to convince, everyone that I'm not her. But I wasn't believed, it was only the first hour or was it , the third hour. How will it last. Before I can rest.
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