She said it would be fun dressing me up like a hot girl and going out as besties… Guys buying us drinks, laughing while they think I’m a girl, except I think she forgot I’m her boyfriend under all this hair,
makeup and silicone!
While she flirted with this really good looking rich guy I whispered to her, "psst! Remember you have a boyfriend!"
She whispered back, "Nick’s not here, Nikki! Why don’t you go dance with Dan’s buddy? He thinks you’re hot!" Maybe I will go home with that guy... better to be her BFF than cheated on her as her boyfriend...
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