Hitch-Hiked her way Across the USA

 I was trying to hitchhike across the country, but no one wanted to give a guy a ride.  Then I heard an old song on the radio… 

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.

Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her legs and then he was a she

I don’t see much of America, but I love getting rides!