Mr Johnston went in for an elective procedure for a mole. Mr Johnson had a very different elective procedure scheduled. Shame their names were so similar,
The doctor realizing his mistake said, "Oh crap, this is Mr JohnsTon! He’s not going to be happy when he wakes up!"
But his nurse was having none of it. "Oh for fuck's sake, David, I’m not losing my career because you’re an idiot! Get the psych drugs, when SHE wakes up she’ll think it was all her idea!"
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